I feel embarrassed to wear safety goggles when string trimming?
Honestly, yes it's a terrible idea to make him do a lie detector test and i think its very selfish of you not let this go.
it doesn't mind the dark - needs no electricity - loves the outdoors - doesn't need infra red has a lovely olfactory system that's standard - programed night vision - no data needed to be retained you will have the body for proof - cost effective, and will bring your slippers to you if you train it to have four of them myself - nobody get within a thousand feet of my house, for any reason - unless i want them to
There are none that will stop a burglar. Save your money