I'm think maybe pump it through a fire hose? I want to do a science fair project about the effects of sperm on trees.
Don't ever put light colored clothing in with jeans. Jeans do bleed and color everything they touchand can even bleed later, after washing, in the dryer. Wash the shirts separately with a load of towels or something that isn't dark colored.
I participated in one a few years ago and it was a blast. All the men's names in one hat, all the women's in another. Names picked out to pair up men and women. Lists given to each couple and 2 hours given to obtain all the items.none could be purchased. Things we had to obtain: McDonald's food bag Wendy's French Fry container Empty pepsi pop can One shoelace Safety pin Clothes Pin An ashtray an empty beer bottle a fork any item weighing at least 10 lbs I can't recall the rest. We were timed as we took off with our list and were forced to watch our time to return on time. Prizes were given for first, second and third placesthey were small nominal things. Last place got all the junk that was collected by everyone.
Have other people hiding to scare the hunters..