If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you would grab?
1 sterilize petri dish 2 boil agar 3 use pressure cooker 4 allow the litle metal wand to cool before inoculating agar 5 do it inside a chamber that has been sterilized, fitting your hands into gloves attached to chamber
keep the petri dish covered. wear goggles, use a Bunsen burner to sanitize the transfer tool, sanitize the tabletop afterwards with alcohol.
Dude the wine might make her all drunk so you could take the opportunity and like throw her in a pool or something.
