Today I got a ticket for parking withing 15 feet of a fire hydrant. The ticket says that I was parked 9 feet away, but the curb is not painted in any color. Am I able to take the liberty of spray painting the curb red myself so I can visually see where not to park?
Oh, great. That is the ONE sin the priest will not confess.
I know the feeling, yesterday I realised my brother, lobster boy, was just an actual lobster. So I boiled him alive that showed him, the deceptive mo fo!
Pray to the magical pink unicorn with the BLUE STAR 23.4123123 degrees north of his LEFT nipple. He is the one who deals with brothers-coming-out-of-the-clown-closet cases. Good luck brother.
On a regular mirror the silver is painted on the back. On a two way mirror it's painted on the front
OK, clown is bad. But putting it in perspective, at least he's not a mime.