Lets say I became Muslim, and died next week. What would I do as a female with 72 virgins in heaven?

I don‘t do the Rosie O‘ Donnel thang.

All virgins look like Rosie O' Donnel anyway, so I don't think it would be fun for the men either. However, in your case, you would be blessed with an enternity of wearing a burka and walking around heaven looking like you're dressed for a funeral.

the question should be 'what WOULDN'T I do as a female with 72 virgins in heaven?' LOL. Um. Who said that the virgins are female? In that case, you'd probably have to mediate a fight between 72 240-lb LOTR-reading, Star Wars-watching virgins, fighting about who was a better Star Trek Captain, Kirk or Picard. And, in that case, it would be Picard. Earl Gray tea, anyone?