what should i do with the eggs while i look for an incubator?
look up their nesting habits and try and imitate it as close as possible, good luck!
I dont understand if you're trolling or not If you have one hand you shouldn't even be allowed to operate a motorcycle.
Put it in your pants to keep them warm.
Honestly, you don't really need an incubator. What you can do is get some vermiculite and place some in a tin food pan. then set that in a larger tub with water inside(just be sure that the water doesn't go over the egg container. Next, put an underwater heater in the water and keep it at a steady temperature of about 80-85 degrees. Good luck! P.S. Keep the vermiculite moist but not soaked.