like its coming up out of the pipe the goes into tank
you were ultimate fighting? Are you talking about MMA? Sounds like you were in an amateur bout. Each state, promotion, has its own unique rules. Hell, even the UFC has over 30 rules. Get used to it. Ultimate fighting isnt No-holds-barred like alot of people think.
When I was younger I didn't care as long as she didn't mind, but the older I got it started to feel a bit gross
If a landlord is responsible for providing and maintaining specific appliances, it will specifically state which appliances on your lease. Otherwise, any appliances are considered to be a convenience, and maintenance and repair are the responsibility of the tenant. If the refrigerator were the responsibility of the landlord and it seemed there would be a long time until spare parts could be found or whatever, the landlord should provide some kind of compensation for that (discount off the rent). Otherwise, it's your responsibility, and you could always rent a refrigerator or buy a small one if you had to.
Calf crushers are illegal until you achieve a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and I was ultimate fighting the other day sounds like you just made this up and you want to be a fighter.
There is no combat sport called ultimate fighting, that alone discredits your story.