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My house caught on fire help?

Hey I was with my friend and I went down to the basement and we started playing the fart on fire game where you put the lighter up against your butt and then after we were next to the boiler so I lit my fart on fire and the gas pipes were broken I smelled something funky The gasoline was leaking from the pipes and my friend asked what is isolated up my *** then the whole house exploded I didn't know what to do my cat was screaming and it had something stuck inside of its butt from the explosion i'm currently sitting inside of a McDonald's waiting for my McChickens to be ready so I can use as a blanket to sleep tonight hopefully the mayonnaise and lettuce can protect me from the snowstorm please help????

Answer:

If you really mean thermal there are tons of places that sell them go to your local store and pick up a shotgun news magazine their is a listing in there that has some reasonable prices. I think night vision is better since i have used military night vision goggles that are worth about 3-4 grand. i used those on a field trip to a national guard base, we went into a dark room and got to look through them they were cool. I totally prefer night vision and they are more worth the money than thermal. But hey you want thermal so you could also look them up on google.
Why exactly was your smoke detector in the wall? Do you mean that you ripped it OFF the wall? That wouldn't keep it from beeping. I'm afraid that I don't understand your question, but no, you haven't done anything requisitely illegal. It really matters little, I guess. Nobody can come into your home or apartment without your permission, a warrant, or good reason (gas leak, water leak, search for a felon, etc.) - I like Dr. Snaak's answer better. Yeah, don't make a neutron gun.
You will need to check your local city, county ordinances and state law. Laws vary by each.

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