Houston pools won't allow me to wear my goggles because the City of Houston has an ordinance banning goggles with noise pieces. How is it a safety hazard?
If you spray her with a fire hose, it should remove all the piss. It works! I have tried it. My gerbil broke its back leg, but no big deal, it will heal eventually.
This was a bit of a lapse in judgment on your behalf. Pedobear? Really? Pedobear has become a national symbol for pedophiles. Pedophiles sexually prey on young children. Kindergarten.. Lots of young children. Do the math. Your boss probably assumed you were trying to be funny or that you were a pervert. Firing you may have been a bit harsh, but you were probably in violation of the dress code for teachers. Next time, don't wear a Pedobear shirt. Also, Pedobear has nothing to with sexual orientation, unless your sexual orientation is sex offender. You have no grounds whatsoever for a law suit.
