I wish to concentrate sun light at a point using an 8 feet parabolic dish. The dish at the moment has a normal painted surface which isn't a good reflector. p.s. a silly question; would aluminum paper be any good?
Look around your house for things people don't need, a simple thing you can do is splatter paint on your clothes, rip some girly stuff off, your can make your shirts of the shoulder, you can also use fabric markers and draw on your clothes, you can use fabric dye and dye the clothes, if you have some girly stuff you can always make it tomboy or any style you want use what you have and your imagination, but always use and extra piece of fabric on you NEVER do it right away if you ruin your clothes you can't go back. If you have a friend with punk clothes they don't want you can also switch with them if they are your size.
If he is just getting out of prison, I'm sure the only water sport he is interested in is you in a hot looking bikini.