I've been trying to figure out which, but they seem equaly dangerous
I think you should give it a shot! Sounds like you both enjoy being around each other a lot and you could probably save some money by living together!!!
Don't you love it when big city liberals demand all these rules and laws as long as they only apply to everyone else but not them.
Yes. In New York city that's called standing and it's also not permitted at fire hydrants.
Of course. The definition of blocking isn't dependent on the duration you are blocking it for. If you're only blocking it for one second.you're still BLOCKING it for one second. What if your car stalled and died right there, and there there was a fire?
cops do not have the right to accuse anyone of anything. They have the power to accuse. You have rights. If you are trying to ask if you have been lawfully accused, you have. If you are trying to ask if you should be acquitted at trial upon proof that you only stopped for a short while, start by reading the ordinance that you are alleged to have violated. Read the whole text, not just the title.