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Arnold vs. Wesley Crusher - How many rounds?

In a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Wesley Crusher from ST-TNG, who would win, how many rounds would it last, and what would the finishing move be?

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Arnold would break that girly man in 14 seconds..........and it would only take 14 seconds because Arnold would spend the first 12 doing bodybuilder poses and spouting his favorite one-liners.......
wesley in the first with the ground and pound but afterwards arnold warns ILL BE BACK!
Fat Arnold vs. Wussy Wesley, would maybe go three rouunds max, with Wesly using his Starfleet Academy Training in self-defense to wear out the one-time My Olympia and Presidential Fitness spokeshole. Unfortunately by the third round, Arnies botox will start to wear out, the stitches holding from his stretched out facelifts will begin to snap lose and he will implode upon himself into to a pile of steriodial Twinkie matter. That will give Dr. Crusher enough time to shoot a load of Klingon steroids into Wesley' skinny azz to have him make the final death blow punch, to barely win the fight. on a TKO.
Wesley Crusher would win. It would last 14 rounds and Arnie would eventually succumb to Wesley Bone Crusher's Whiny Little Boy Move.

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