something that can easily be bought or seen at home.
Just report it to the police Not hit and run in most states if you report a non injury accident within 72 hours. It is likely you will get a ticket that you have to appear on and prove you paid for the damage and the ticket is quashed or you will just get referred to whoever collects from your city for damaged property. Your insurance company will handle it but I can assure you that if you knocked over a hydrant the cost will be more than your deductible.
You will need: a blond mullet wig, such as the one Dog, the bounty hunter, wears cut off denim shorts, that hug your butt cheeks a leeeeetle too tightly high top sneakers and tube socks If you are bringing a date: she has to be wearing either a denim mini skirt and a wife beater, to match your ensamble OR neon colored spandex jumpsuit
Burn After Reading George Clooney Brad Pitt John Malkovich Frances McDormand Tilda Swinton Richard Jenkins David Rasche J.K. Simmons I just can't get much better than that. Pretty much every movie that Malkovich makes is star studded.
