There is a place you can slide the battery out and it takes a 9 volt but it won't stop beeping and I can't find any other button or switch or any way to unscrew the top on the thing either! Help!
No. You are just making a straw man argument. Everyone realizes that we need oil. Get real. Try to understand what people are saying instead of trying to misunderstand it so that it is easier for you to argue against.
GR works for all planes through the center of mass which for the solar system is very close to the CM of the Sun. Take the 2D picture of the warp of space time and turn it at any angle and it is accurate for a plane through that angle The planets lie more or less in a single plane due to Conservation of Angular Momentum not because GR worked in one plane. (it works in all planes through the CM)
It's very unlikely that anything could happen other than the batteries going dead. There isn't enough available current in AA batteries to cause a fan to overheat.
