If you (God forbid) were driving drunk, don`t you think you try to get the fire hydrant out from under your?

car, before you continued &cruisin`&? Some schmuck from Mass. was arrested in N.H. for DUI. An off-duty police sergeant noticed him dragging it down the road.

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I'm a girl, so I just jump back and shout Owwww!!! What the HELL!?!?

go to a guitar store and buy a hand strengthening tool designed for bass players. use it 6 times a day every day. soon you will never again encounter someone with a stronger handshake than you.

If you are already aware that this person has the bone crusher hand shake then just say I don't shake hands when his/her hand is offered to you. If they insist then tell them why.

Dig your nails into their palm until they recoil. To avoid it BEFORE you go into the handshake, sneeze into your palm loudly, then offer the person your hand. Or, say really loudly Ahhh! Why are you doing this to me?! Good luck. D