is it possible to fry an egg with a microwave oven?
No one has said it. I have been waiting. Soon it will be revealed that the Shield work for either Vince himself or more likely Wade Barrett. And the only other thought would be Vicky or AJ.
Check your carbon monoxide detector. Sometimes the pad in them gets saturated even if there is no actual problem. Yes fire alarms low on batteries or just wired wrong. I once could not get the damn thing to shut up so I smashed it and ripped the wires out. Not that I am telling YOU to do that. It is just what I did. Also maybe someone is trying to drive you nuts. Find out.
Bring Kevlar body armor and a Nomex fire suit.