I was smoking a cigar and watching reruns of the Love Boat when I fell asleep. My cigar rolled off the bed and into a trashcan off the side of my bed. I woke to smoke and flames. My blankets caught on fire and I nearly burned. Thankfully I was able to get away in time. However the fire has spread and now the entire south end of my trailer is engulfed in flames. I managed to save my goldfish thankfully. I can't call the fire department since my phone is in the fire. I'm not sure what to do. I don't have a fire extinguisher. I tried wetting my t shirt and beating the flames out but they were too big and I forgot that I had gotten drunk the previous night and vomited Bacardi 151 all over my self which soaked into my shirt causing my shirt to ignite instantly when I tried to use it to whack the fire.
Yes the 'man' still gets credit. Men invent the things that leap humanity forward such as electricity, automobiles and civil engineering. Women make up the refinements such as windshield wipers, pillows and sheets.
Think Erin think. You can't drive your car without an engine or wheels. When you come right down to it we can do without windshield wipers; it'd be a bother but we can and we can do without a windshield; another bother but it can be done. Men invented the most important parts of the car the credit goes to them and yes thank you to Mary Anderson for the windshield wiper and thanks to El Dorado Jones for the engine muffler and thanks be to Margaret Wilcox for the car heater. However; man has invented the car and thank you to the men and to Henry Ford for his ingenuity in the development of the assembly line.
yes, i am against fur clothing. very much so, unfortunately i'm also incredibly against peta. sorry, i will not sign your petition strictly for the reason that it is a peta petition.
Are you guys crazy. Fire extinguishers cost money and are made with a definite purpose in mind.
I heard she came up with the idea while washing the windows.
