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Police response time on burglar alarm?

I heard an alarm go off across the street from my job and the cops took 10 minutes to arive then they began to stop whoever they saw. Why did they take so long?

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I doubt it since a metal that is a fraction of the cost works better; copper.
I'm just trying to imagine exactly how a situation like that could occur. I mean, if you were in bed, I can understand being naked.. but you'd be able to grab a blanket or a sheet on your way out and you'd be surrounded by your clothes, since you were in bed and your clothes were all around you in drawers and closets. If you were naked and in the living room because you wanted a nice intimate night with your favorite DVD and big screen TV I guess I can imagine that there would be no afghans or throw blankets and that you might have left your clothes in your bedroom because you are a neatnik and maybe even though you ARE a neatnik enough to put your clothes away, you didn't put a towel or something down on the couch.. naah, that's where it falls apart, for if you were neat enough to put your clothes out of sight, you would have been neat enough to have a towel under your butt, which you could then grab on your way out. and if you were NOT neat enough to put a towel under your butt, then your clothes would be strewn about within reach, from when you took them off to get friendly with yourself in your living room away from all the rest of your clothes. I guess you might get up in the middle of the night, and you sleep in the nude, and you go to the kitchen to get a drink, and you notice the house is on fire. That would still afford you time to grab SOMETHING to cover yourself up with. But let's jump into the middle of the hypothetical situation, and you are now outside of your burning house with no clothes on, and no firemen have given you a coat or a blanket, and no rescue personnel have given you a blanket to cover up with you are just standing there naked. I guess that's when the cheezy 70's-ish music would come up and all the bystanders would start to disrobe as well because you'd obviously be in a porno movie.
run like heck out of there naked or not being embarrassed is a lot better than being dead

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