Should i set myself on fire for 20 seconds with a fire suit at 2000 degrease and burn 1000 calories?

I know it's stupid but common,who would have new that setting yourself on fire would be good for losing weight.I mean Jesse James did it.

It detects the sudden rush of heat and steam. If you close the bathroom door when you leave and open a window to let the steam out,your alarm won't go off

If It's a bit of work, but the local vocational school may do it for a small fee.