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What are garden slugs, but snails who don't carry their homes on their backs?

What are garden slugs, but snails who don't carry their homes on their backs?

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Homeless snails, show mercy :)
I wage war every summer on the little snot monsters. I drown them in stale beer. I accidentally touched one once and almost had to have therapy...okay, I'm getting ready for a bug dance here = (
In Seattle they grow 4-6 inches long and can come in different patterns and colors - striped or spotted too. Don't feel bad. We seem to have a bumper crop of mice, who chewed the wires to the lawn tractor, the air conditioning unit, and in other places. Ugh!
Garden Slugs are pathetic want-to-be Gardeners who want to pretty up the garden but their big slimy bellies outweigh their enthusiasm. They seemingly want to eat their way to Better homes Gardens ......Hey Snail ! ... You got some room in that thing?

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