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What does "Alarm Red" mean ?

In the army.. I was IM'ing my friend whos overseas and he said he got an &Alarm Red& so he had to go.. I was just curious.. Thanks

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I would just do a bunch of extreme sports like sky diving and bungee jumping and stuff. If I live, great! I had a blast! If something happens.. great! I'm dead!
well if its a serious question, i would have a number of answers. Sky Diving; dint open your parachute and nosedive into the pavement in the middle of a city (crank style). take a shitload of pills, hang yourself and shoot yourself in the head to make sure you die. (all at once) um , a bomb. fight a pack of hungry lions at the zoo. (and lose of course, not that you have a choice). pick a fight with a black dude in the ghetto and like 40 of them will **** you up bad. shoot at a cop. wait until you get old as **** then walk in front of a moving train. get your head cut off. eat a live grenade. yeah, im bored with this now, i think im gonna go and drink a shitload of gasoline and inhale some fire.
Save money on the bed frame and box springs. Downside is when you are 35 your back will tell you that you are 70. It's not worth the back damage.
I would dive off of a cliff at the Grand Canyon wearing a Batman suit, with the wings on fire and to the song Stayin Alive by the Beegees.
death by laughing. I personally come close to that at least once a day and I looooooove it lol :P

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