My therapist suggested that I take up knitting to curb my chronic masturbation habitIn some ways it has been very helpful as it keeps my hands busy and my mind occupied away from naughty thoughtsHowever, when I work with a particularly soft or pleasing fiber I can't help but finger the delicate materialI catch myself running the yarn down my skin.across my face and ever so gently.well.you get the pointIt's become a real problemI ruined an entire skein of virgin alpaca the other day! So I'm thinking that if I work with something a little more course it might help control my urges.Do you have any suggestions for scratchy yarn?
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I like to steam my codI put a layer of Romaine lettuce in the steamer, place the cod in a single layer on top and then cover with another layer of the RomaineSteam 20 minutes depending on the thickness of your codThe Romaine, steamed, tastes like a mild spinachServe either with a drizzle of raspberry vinaigrette or with some homemade tartar sauceYou could make some baked fries to go with it if you wish.
I started not to comment, but this has to be saidYour therapist is an idiotDon't pay this clown for one more sessionThe nerve of him, suggesting knitting to curb your conditionYou need a personal man-whore with loose morals, a strong back, and his own transportationThe only way to cure masturbation is to fill the hole that needs filling in your life, and knitting just won't do it! p.sYes, I did just volunteer.
