Will my cotton thermal blanket catch on fire if I put it in the microwave?
Not off of a speed bump. You will mess up your suspension. As a kid I knew a road with an abrupt 4 ft drop. I had always gone over it slowly. One day I flew over it in a Chevy Caprice (1968) - a heavy car. It was at least 2' in the air, completely, and when it bottomed out I thought it was shot. It wasn't, and I went back to my old way of driving the hill. Starsky and Hutch is for TV!!
Do something like: Dont drink the chemicals if you dont want to internally bleed Maybe that's not school appropriate Try: Safety goggles: No one wants to wear an eye patch around, unless your a pirate wannabe. Just throw some stuff out there that kids will find humorous or clever.
Fire hydrants don't have hoses. You know camels have really big noses. And when exactly does Wal-Mart closes? I really like my gal when she poses.