This guy at work always put my windshield wipers up whenever he sees my truck when he leaves. We play pranks on each other all the time, but this is his lame thing that he does. I don‘t care that he does it, but I want a way to get him or prank him when he does it. So the next time he goes to do put them up, something will happen even if im not there. I cant think of anything and dont even know if its possible. Any ideas??
Everything that James said. The bike becomes an extension of you, you shift and brake and steer without thinking just like you don't think about how to walk. If you can't do one, you can't do any of them properly. You might as well get a VW trike at that point, which is the equivalent of a mini-van to me.
Just remove his wiper blades, it only takes a click.
This isn't very original, but you could put something super sticky on the windshield wiper. Or park the car under a tree and attach something to the windshield wiper so that when he puts up the wipers, a bucket of water falls on him. Something like that.
here's the best one. Trust me. No aids infected needles, or other nonsense, or whatever else. Put vasoline on each of this dude's windshield wipers. It is such a pain in the *** to even have to imagine cleaning up. The best part is that he'll never even have a clue anybody even ever did anything (unless you fess up to it after hearing him continually complain). It'll be such an an incovenience and pain in the *** for this guy. Just hang around and smile as he bitches about it.