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Do you agree w/ my son (the fire hydrant) that Lady Gaga's &Poker Face& sounds like she's saying &boogerface&?

I have to sing it that way when I hear that song

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According to the consensus [See source] space itself expanded 10^30 to 10^100 fold at faster than the speed of light about 10^-35 seconds after the big bang. Starting from about the size of a grapefruit immediately after the BB and depending on which model you subscribe to, the universe went from very tiny to very large, almost the size it is today, in the blinking of an eye. And in doing that it expanded with the hot plasma that was contained in the grapefruit to something very big without moving the plasma itselfjust space. This inflationary model is used to explain why the universe is relatively uniformly distributed in mass and energy. You can sort of model the inflationary epoch by painting dots uniformly distributed on the surface of a deflated balloon. Now blow on the balloon to inflate it. The dots, representing the energy and mass, are still uniformly distributed over the larger universethe inflated balloon. But the dots did not move. Only the space between them moved. And space itself is not limited by the speed of light limit.
Because its the first day of summer. And yes it is illegal to open a hydrant, but who cares- its only a logo on Yahoo!
When I was growing up in NY we used to do it all the time in the summer.

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