Or even worse, a fifth wheel? I was a third wheel last night. It was lamer than I remember it being! I hate being a tag along! : (
Better to ask when have i NOT been the spare cok in a brothel It's when they start getting all 'affectionate'.i mean, i'm happy for them, but the wallpaper suddenly becomes very interesting.
Yes! Meeting a best friend's new gf. She thought I had a crush on him and kept getting jealous, it was so awkward. She was a crazy betch. At the end of the night, she straight out said Lara, if you want him, just tell me! I'm like WHAT THE HELL?!
Ohhhhhhhh much, much worse. No kidding, and absolutely not a semblance of exaggeration, I was a 15th wheel this past Saturday night! 15th!! I was in Seattle for the weekend staying w/ a couple of friends (a couple, of course). It was one of their friends bdays, so we went out. When we arrived, there were 4 other couples there, thus making me an 11th wheel. Within the next hour, 2 more couples showed up - making me an amazing, unprecedented 15th wheel. Yikes! I'm pretty sure I now own the Washington state record for highest and most pathetic wheel count. Yeah.
