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Home and Garden!!!!!!!?

Why is my home not growing a garden or does the garden have to be made by me. Because nature is suppose to do this stuff for me, since i dont have a woman

Answer:

Buy some garden gnomes. If you don't have a woman they are your next best option...By the way you need to supply them with seeds and break the dirt for them. You must also show them by example exactly where you want all the seeds or seedlings to grow. (The depth and the placement of all the plants). Explain them how to water the seeds in.
No, don't do anything. You are right. Your home will grow the garden for you. You could get a woman and have her do it, but your home will do the better job.
You have to make your own garden. Bear in mind that most gardeners are male, not female. So, sit down. Plan your garden or if you can afford it, hire a landscape developer. He will show you how and he will tell you what type of plants to put in your garden.
Yes you have to make your own garden or hire someone, if you do not already have one
Sorry, the Garden of Eden is no longer on Earth. You will have to do it yourself.

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