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what good will 2 weeks of food do if you only have 3 1/2 gallons of water? you will run out in a dayYou also dont have any lethal weaponszombies arent the only thing you will need to worry aboutThere will be much heavier armed men than youMen with GUNS, not kitchen knives and baseball batsyou also should probably get more fit, 2 miles without stopping is not very impressiveI would workout more because if you are going to use baseball bats your going to need to be strong enough to physically muscle a zombie off youAlso i would make sure you have a more fortified or secluded place than a school since if it is as good as you make it out to be you may not be the only person interested in itAlso, how would you get the car in the metal workshop to start? Do you know how to hotwire it? Its a good plan, your a lot more prepared for most people, but there are still flaws.
4 out of 10too many thing's you're disregardinglike your weaponsknives are halfway uselessa zombie doesn't give a about being cut, and you can't cut off a head with a kitchen knife unless they are bent over a tablehammers are okay, but the handle can break easilyan aluminum baseball bat will bend and break after maybe two kills, 5 if you're luckyalso, a school is one of the worst places to hide outin any emergence situation, schools are ordered to go on lockdownso it will either be completely occupied by students under lockdown or infested with zombies made from the students under lockdownand schools don't hold that much food, they get new shipments worth every other dayso you may have about a days worth of food leftand don't forget that even backroads will be flooded by people trying to escapeand three days is still too short of timeyou should wait about a week or two; team up with neighbors to share suppliesthen, travel as far away from the roads as possibleroads mean high population, high population means more zombiesalso, while hiding out in your house, be sure to stay on the second floor or above and break the stairs behind youzombies can't jump and you can easily tie a rope to something and climb up and down if need beif your house does not have multiple floors, stay on the roof as much as possibleand remember, you don't need a legitimate weapon to fight zombiesthings like a strong chair leg, a dumbell, fireplace equipment, all work welland if you're insistant on using a baseball bat, use a wooden one over a metal onemetal ones are usually hollow on the inside making it structurallly unsoundwooden ones, however, are sturdier and believe it or not more durablealso utilize sounds to your advantagethrow an airhorn with the button taped down to get zombies to go in different directions, away from your teamavoiding is safer than fighting.
MAAAAAAAN i think about this like everrryydayy!!! My plan is very complex, but do-ableWhen it happends (i'm too scared to type it), i'll most likely be in a college classThe books is a great idea, but my plan is to use chalk and erasersSee, i'll draw a circle around myself, and throw erasers at the zombies as they come closerthis will distract themWhile i'm running away, ill draw a line with the chalk so that people can find me if everyone starts dyingI'll run to the store and buy all the food they haveThen i'll eatThen i'll go find some giants and they will step on the zombies and then i'll be a hero for saving everyone (: then i think i'll go eat more because i love food.
One staple of the modern zombie mythology is that the zombies will naturally flow towards their human routine so I think you should plan on the school being infested with a bunch of zombie studentsAnother issue you might run into is your weaponryThe baseball bat is a bad choice because its designed to transfer force into a baseball, not crack skullsIt would bounce right off, sapping a lot of the energy of the hitThe machete is a good choice except it could pretty easily get lodged in a zombie skull and be stuck when you need it mostA better option would be something like a 20oz hammerLook around at a home store, there are tons of different shapesYou also don't outline how you plan on being able to enter and exit the schoolIt sounds secure but it could be a death trap if you're pinned in surrounded by zombiesPerhaps a zip line with a rope attached to the part you hold on would workyou could zip down hundreds of feet outside the line of zombies and then assuming you have friends on the roof they could grab the end of the rope and pull you back up.
Run a wire coat hanger over it, then wipe it down with a dryer sheet or use some static guard on it.
