Either a saying to put on a shirt or a shirt I can buy?
Oven turns dead within 120 seconds at high power cooking.
First of all, this isn't federally regulated on any are you mentioned! Doors aren't required, or we wouldn't have Jeeps! Airbags certainly aren't required but companies put them in so they can claim a higher saftey rating. Oh and the reality is these things kill people too! And as many have already noted some of the big old bikes like the Gold Wings do have airbags. As for Seat Belts, that is something that is state to state and again not federally regulated. In Florida, Seat Belts are mandated for the front seat only and classic cars get a pass. Also, while we're at it why don't we say that all cars and trucks have to be the same size and height because it was very hard to see to the rear left looking back from the seat of my S2000 and man some of those big SUVs made it really hard to see around them Guess what, I can see everything on my motorcycle and studies have shown bike riders tend to be more aware of their surroundings. Anyway, I think you get the point, Bikes Rule and Wimps who are afraid of them should just avoid the topic all together because any movement to take them away from us will be met with some very stiff resistance!
Cell phones probably won't do a lot of damage to the microwave. We picked up a few used MVovens at garage sales and copied some of the things you see on YouTube. First thing is replace the glass bottom tray with wood or hard plastic and put duct tape over the front glass (safety). Start off nuking small things so you can maximize the lifetime of each oven and stretch your videos. Light bulbs and small electronics first, small batteries, fireworks, then like 5 boxes of peeps or fill the WHOLE thing up with marshmallows (tape the door shut for this one). For a big show stopping retirement to the oven (if it is still pumping out radiation) don't do like a friend did and stick an automobile airbag unit in it. He used an old type oven with the rotary dial (not keypad) and duct taped the thing shut. With it unplugged, he turned the timer on, stood WAY back and using a long extension cord, plugged it in. I recommended using multiple cameras for obvious reasons. It made quite a boom and shrapnel flew everywhere. Have fun, just PLEASE use your head and be safe. As much fun as it is, it is VERY DANGEROUS! Don't ever put known flammable things in your oven. NO Gasoline, disposable lighters or aerosols. Doing stuff like that is just asking for trouble. In fact, just forget the airbag thing. Leave that to the experts. Just be careful. ALWAYS keep a fire extinguisher or two handy.
