Screw motorcycles, I‘m getting a horse. Runs on hay, great for off-roading,looks cool,unique, no reliability issues, youcould play withit if you get bored (great alternative of dogs!), You can havefertilizer for your garden free ofcost! You can jump over cars in a traffic jam (with a litte bit oftraining to your new buddy). You could eat horse steak if you‘re stuck in the middle of nowhere. Can‘t say that for a motorcycle unless you like drinking 20W50! And of course, they‘re SMOKING HOT! Chicks will be sticking around just for a ride. They‘re THE RIDE OF THE REAL MEN! Alexander The Great had the same brand in matt black! He used to call him BUCEPELUS! And that reason alone is enough to lust after them, right? Besides, no chain adjustment, no oil change, zero emissions, no tires, no top end rebuilt, and of course unlimited tank range to name a few. What are some other pros? Or cons?
