My boyfriend is way to fast when we have sex. Would vaginal speed bumps slow him down?
Experiment: Measure equal amounts of salt and sand and then mix them thoroughly. Place the mixture in a pan and add water. Heat the water until all the salt dissolves. Allow the sand to settle to the bottom of the pan and then pour off the salty water. Remove the sand from the pan and put the salty water back in. Boil the water away, leaving only salt in the bottom of the pan. Explanation: The sand does not dissolve in the water as the salt does. The salt does not boil away as the water does.
Every time people ask this, my mind suddenly goes blank even though I usually have a list a mile long! Here are a couple that come to mind right now My BF calling me JUST to ask me stupid questions or tell me something that could have waited until I got home. Poor grammar, spelling, and pronounciation. Billy Mays the terrible excuse for a salesman. People who would rather stand around eating, drinking, talking, doing nothing while at work when there's LOTS of work to do and phones to answer. Children screaming for no good reason. Those are a few that come to mind right now. Have a great day!
questions: what should i name my horse? omg im on level 3 of howrse.. so there's this horse and he's not mine but he's being sold and im sad what should i do? (idk buy the f-ing horse?) im 9 and i want a job around horses and i want to buy one but my parents say no (well, since you have 9 more years of answering to them, suck it up and go with it. or just grow up and realize you can't handle owning your own horse at 9. or 12 for that matter) i'm a really good rider and people tell me im not. why? (well, chances are YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD) oh the list goes on. answers: i hate horses they should all die and i should eat them! (that's nice. you also need a life.) well when my pony did something completely different, i did this this and this. so do it or you don't love your horse! omg you use a crop? you should be hit with a crop and the police should take away your horse from you. i'm 8, and being that im 8, i have more experience than you. and im telling you that this is the only way to do it. 2 points for me! oh and the best yetomg this is what makes my day Sources: Trainer, instructor, breeder for 50 years, top competitor, coach, vet, blah blah blah.. and im the queen of england by day and michael jackson by night. have a nice night everybody and try to keep your sanity : )
LOL. I have not been in here in a long time and this made me laugh. Same old, same old. I agree that there are some really ridiculous things said in here but I wanted to throw something out about slapping, spurs, whips etc. etc. I have been one to mention that slapping is not going to get you anywhere and I stand by that in this situation. There are a lot of green horse owners out there that should be encouraged to train and learn correct methods rather than being told to slap the horse. Have I, yes. Infact, the other day at a barn I work at a young filly came at me, ears pinned, front legs slamming the ground and mouth wide open. You bet that filly got a whack from me just as her teeth brushed the sleave of my jacket. I was just entering to put her hay in the bin, that was deserving of repromand. Have I worn spurs, yes. Have I had proper training on how to use a spur, I have. People that don't have proper training with a pair of spurs are going to kick the snot out of the horse with them and that is not how a spur is intended to be used. So, I would not shout out put spurs on. A whip, that too, without proper training on use what happens with a green rider. They resort to that whip for everything and become slap happy. They give incorrect queues and the horse is confused so the rider starts whacking away. So, my point is this. Before we offer tools and advice we need to keep the safety of the handler in mind and always try to tell yourself, this person might not know what they are doing, at all. As with everything with horses, there is a fine line in disciplining and training a horse. You can just as easily create a problem as you can fix one. Ok, thats my ramble/defense on the subject.
