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Question:

My dog is transgender. She wants to pee on fire hydrants but she is discrimated against.?

She needs the fire hydrants laid paralell to the ground so she can pee on them. However, the city refuses to do this. It this transgender discrimination? Should I sue the city?

Answer:

It is called a salamander and it sprays kerosene
The smoke detector is most likely wired into the power of the house, and the battery is only a backup for the power running to the unit. It will beap however, either when the battery is dying, or if there is no battery in it. Take the smoke detector off the ceiling, and see if a wire is attached to it from the ceiling. Most likely, you can unplug the wire easily, which will stop the beeping.

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