I need a witty heading for a section of a powerpoint about a floor. Don't ask. I just need phrase that's sometimes used.
Hi Taylor, How about these... “Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.” One Martini, two Martini, three Martini...Floor! If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor. American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Enough? ***
When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way. Wayne Dyer Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? M.C. Escher Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor. Bill Shankly You can't climb to the second floor without a ladder. Try for a goal that's reasonable, then gradually raise it. Emil Zatopek Elsewhere the sky is the roof of the world, but here the earth is the floor of the sky. Willa Sibert Cather I walked over, and you could feel the floor was lower than it should be. Brenda Anderson Everything has to be shown out on the floor and off the floor, ... That's the only way to get it done. Nate McMillan On every high-rise building over 13 floors, there's a 13th floor, whether you like it or not. Why try to hide it? It's there. John Fleming No one goes down on the floor, and no one leaves the floor. Tom Wilson Have a nice day! :)
