So a few days ago, I had an adult sleepover with a girl I met just a few hours before at a party. We hit it off real well and then we go back to my place. One thing you should know about me is that my left eye is stitched up, because of an accident I had when I was young. Anyways...we're getting touchy feely on the bed and then she pulls on my ding dong and goes Santuary! Sanctuary!! And I was like what are you doing? And she was like, You're quasimodo from the hunchback of notre dame!!!! i was like wtf. But we fooled around some more and she left the next morning. I felt weird about that for the rest of the week. Now am I being too sensitive? Can I press charges against her for this kind of discrimination?
Yes. It's called the ding dong legislation and it was written in 1998. It is illegal for a girl to make a joke about your ding dong.
Press charges? For what? For gett'n some? Get real, mate.
No, you can not. That's what happens when you pick up skanks.
