I bought a handheld 1.5 watt blue ray laser and i dont wanna play with it because even the reflected light off a wall leaves an afterburn in my eyes. What laser goggles can stop 1.5w of laser beam?
If it was a ball the energy would go first go down, spread out along the sides and come back in to the base. The energy would be very divided and not transfer properly. P.S hi Ms. Jessome
I've literally never heard any of those terms listed by sirbobby used anywhere, except for occasionally in an internet forum. Some of the ones we actually use - HP - Hispanic Panic Triple A (AAA) - Armenian Anxiety Attack TMJ - Too Much Jesus, usually someone who passes out at church Status Hispanicus - See HP I-Tach or Ay-Tach - See HP, patients who say Ay ay ay ay ay ay! rapidly Air Thief - Someone who's sole purpose is to consume oxygen, because they aren't good for much else. Stem - As in brain stem, meaning the person's brain is so non-functioning that all they do is sit there, breathe, and have a pulse. Triple F - FFF, Female, Fat, over 40. Not so much a lingo, but a specific patient type, pre-disposed to having gall bladder attacks. Another F is usually added (but Quad-F doesn't sound good), for Flatulent (Farting). 5 by 5 - 5 Feet Tall, 5 Feet wide. Used for short fat patients. Sausage smuggler - Gay or feminine man. Shamu or Whale - Fat patient. Larry H Parker Syndrome - A patient who feigns injury, especially after a traffic collision, ostensibly for the impending law suit. Commonly heard complaining, Oh! My neck! My back! My wallet!! Frequent Flyer - Someone with a reputation for calling 911 not always for bullshit, but commonly. Truly sick people can be frequent flyers as well. As for the media - hounds, pigs, idiots. theres no real creativity here, not that I've heard anyway. Generally the media gets there long after we're gone. I've ran into a camera crew maybe 3 times since I started working in the field. We have though, been known to call a news van The Ice-Cream Truck. Mostly because if anyone ends up on the news, its tradition in some areas that the person on the news has to buy ice cream for the station. Same rule if they're the first unit in on a Multi-Casualty Incident, or it is the provider's first Full Arrest (CPR situation).
