Man and wife laying in bed. Both are reading a book, every few minutes the man reaches over and takes a swipe or two at the cradle of life. After about 6 or 8 of these the wife says. if you are gonna do something then DO it... he says oh sorry dear I was just tired of licking my fingers to turn the pages...
two lovers at bed then they had sex
man and wife are lying in bed reading. the man farts really loud and says touchdown, 7 points. The wife replieswhat are you doing? The man says Playing fart football, ya wanna play? The wife agrees to play and minutes later, she cuts one and says touchdown, 7 points, tie game. A few minutes later, the man cuts another good one and says touchdown, 7 points. not to be outdone, the wife strains and cuts a small one, so she says fieldgoal 3 points.14 - 10, you are winning. The man strains and strains and shits himself and his side of the bed, but says nothing. after a minute, the wife smells it and says to the man What was that? The man says Half-time, switch sides
