A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.Good morning, said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any money!quot;and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.quot;The old lady stepped back and said, quot;Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.quot;
FUNNY!!!! good going granny!
He sure was a dumb dude, should of listened to the old lady. that is a good joke.
