onion? I recently harvested my onions and they are all pretty small and slippery, any ideas how to chop them up? I was thinking a garlic crusher...
OK, you got my attention. And I enjoyed your question. Hope others develop a sense of humor!
Are you aware that your asking people how to chop a baby up?! Use a garlic press, or maybe a food processor.
A garlic crusher will not chop them, it'll crush them. You can use a chopper...they sell the ones that you press down over and over to chop, but I prefer the electric ones with the spinning blades.
That's not one bit funny. Your attempt at humor is pathetic and sick. You'll be lucky if this question remains. I only opened it to report it, but then saw onion. But even then, it's not the best question. I have a great sense of humor, but never think a joke is funny that refers to chopping babies, or chopping or killing any human being, pet or other warm blooded creature that's not meant to be cooked, or prepared for any recipe. Think before you post something like that again. A garlic crusher would be too fine... too crushed. Just use your good, sharp butcher's knife and start chopping until they are the size chop you desire. Or, you could put a bunch of them in a food processor and pulse, or if you have a chopper, use that. I prefer a good knife.
