How do I put out a fire without using a fire extinguisher?
aahahahah better get that dent out of your front bumper. they can tell by those things, you know. and grow a beard and mustache. they'll never know it was you! :]
Ever try to put a fire extinguisher in your pocket? Girls like to chew on pencils
*Picks self off of ground and rubs off tire marks* Dammit, you hit me every Thursday.. what's your problem?
Ummmm. how much blood is on the fender of your car?
