Man 1: Ted died and went to heaven. Before he could get in St.Pete told him he had to answer a question, Ted said 'Ok'. St. Pete asked have you ever cheated on your wife? Ted said Oh Never!! I love my wife very much. I could never think of another woman in that way. Oh how wonderful' replied St.Pete. For that you have a cadillac to drive in heaven.Man 2: Bill died and went to heaven. Before he could get in St.Pete told him he had to answer a question, Bill said 'Ok'. St. Pete asked have you ever cheated on your wife? Bill said Oh yeah!! Every chance I got!. Oh no' replyed St.Pete. For that you have to ride a bicycle in heaven.The next day Bill was riding his bike and seen Ted in his cadillac crying something terrible. Bill said Why are you crying? You are in heaven, with streets of gold, and your driving a cadillac? Ted said I just seen my wife Isnt that a good thing? asked Bill. No' said Ted, she was on a skateboard!!!
They didn't have the safety features of today, and did use a little more water, mainly because of more rinse cycles. And they cleaned clothes just as good or better than today's machines.
In whatever you do, dress for safety in life. I almost ran over some kids that were bicycling on the road about a week ago. They were wearingblack shirts with black pants, and no reflectors on their bikes. It was their Johnny Wonder - Invisible Pedestrian outfits. For deer hunting, I highly recommend a vest, jacket or parka that has blaze orange all the way around it. Also, a blaze orange hunting cap. We hunters do this so that we will not be accidentally shot at. Also, the blaze orange shows-up so well at great distances and at low light levels, that it also gives us some idea as to where people are posted, so that we won't shoot in that direction at all. Finally, if you are injured while hunting and a search party is sent out to find you, they will find you much quicker if you are wearing blaze orange.
You are disappointed with some things in life. Things are not what they appear to be. A straight acting male partner may actually be Gay. Your subconscious is telling you that something or someone around you is not what they appear to be. You have known this deep down inside for quite some time. The process of natural selection is telling you that all that looks real is not real, sometimes you have to go on the road less traveled to find the truth (watermelon). There may be a man around you that is not what you like, but is good for you. While there is a handsome stud around you that is just handsome and will eventually be a disappointment when you find out who he really is.
