So I was laying in bed watching You Tube videos and all of a sudden my younger sister opened my door, ran towards me, jumped on my bed , screamed twerk and began twerking right in front of my face. Now my eyes are burning. Why would she do this?! Ever since she discovered how to watch videos on the computer she's been acting strange. She better not be seeing any Miley Cyrus or nicky minaj or minag ( however you spell it) videos!
There are dentists that specialize in TMJ. Try some ibuprofen apply heat to the area it should snap back. DONT force it cause you could do more damage also drink lots of water. I have a good friend with that problem those things almost always work for her when you get it back into place only soft foods for a few days.
When you say, My car started to sound like Damn Race Car! do you mean that it is loud from engine noise? Like a lawnmower or something? If so, perhaps the speed bump has knocked loose your catalytic converter, muffler or somewhere along your exhaust line. Look beneath your car and see if there is anything hanging down lower than normal.